Saturday, October 30, 2010

IF THE WORLD DOES END IN 2012

The "apocalypse" will be heralded in by two immanent headlines:

1.) Glee Announces Episode Dedicated to Nirvana's Nevermind. Cobain Convinces God to Blow up World.

2.) Hollywood Producer's Get Rights to Catcher in the Rye, Salinger Urges Cobain to Convince God to Blow up World.



This is fun.

Friday, October 29, 2010

Dream Dare I Say, Nightmare?

I had a midterm in my Comic Spirit class yesterday and I had to write an essay about the Clever Servant archetype.

That might have something to do with why last night I had a dream in which I was Zach Galifianakis' assistant. If you can only imagine, my tasks included trying on these white nylon briefs to prove they were baby soft. I thought he was being a quarky taskmaster as a joke in my dream, but the irony of being demanding overshadowed the irony. His publicist yelled at me about the underwear and Galifianakis walked in just as I was showing the publicist with the clipboard that I was in fact sporting the baby soft undies. Thank goodness I woke up right after he told his publicist and I that he needed all of his body hair removed, and that we needed to figure it out, asap.

Stay out of my subconscious, popular culture.