Thursday, April 26, 2012

THE SCIARRA REPORT EISENSTEIN EDITION

The following is a report from special LOOMG contributor Lizzie Eisenstein

You heard it here first! Trend forecast! Summer 12 is:

1.) The summer that the number of assholes on skateboards reached critical mass.

2.) The summer that the number of food trucks circulating in each city reached critical mass.

3.) The summer that the number of asses hanging out of obscenely short cut-off levi's reached critical mass.