ITS NOT OKAY

HOW REAL THIS DREAM I HAD WAS WHERE I WAS JUST MAKING OUT WITH TAYLOR HAWKINS (DRUMMER OF THE FOO FIGHTERS) IM TRYING TO PLACE WHAT SUBCONSCIOUS MERIT THIS HAS BUT REALLY ITS JUST MY UTERUS FUCKING WITH ME.



GROSS RIGHT? NO! HE WAS LIKE THIS MECHANIC IN MY DREAM BUT ALSO STILL THE DRUMMER OF THE FOO FIGHTERS SO IT WAS JUST THIS GODAWFUL SEXY JOE DIRT THING GOING ON - IT WAS DISGUSTING.

DEAR DIARY

Remember when you watched Rock n' Roll High School when you were thirteen and freaked out over this scene and then watched it again when you were twenty-two and still your heart sank? We can talk about Dee Dee Ramone in the shower and that look that makes you forget how to typoeejno -

THE LAUGH