I CANNOT UNDERSTAND HOW THE WORLD CAN CONSIDER CIARA TRASHI AND LANA DEL REY CLASSI

It is just not the proper equation.

HEY LADIES - GENTLEMAN

Guys - you gotsa stop dressing like Adrock, please. It's a very specific way of dress that suggests you live in Los Feliz in 1994, and when I see this in real life I believe that you support a certain devil-may-care attitude of its purest incarnation that is very attractive to me. This is wonderful, but more often than not you like dubstep. CUT IT OUT

THE SAN GABRIEL HISTORICAL SOCIETY LADIES AUXILIARY PRESENTS: "LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS" WINTER HOLIDAY SEMI-FORMAL

THE SCIARRA REPORT 2012 EDITION

IN
Songs about butts, candy coming to life.

SO FIVE MINUTES AGO
Songs about booty calls

OUT
Quirky white people covering songs about butts and booty calls and uploading them to youtube, yuck.

IN
Everything Beyonce will do in 2012

SOOO FIVE MINUTES AGO
Speculating about what is or what is not inside Beyonce's uterus if you are NOT her obstetrician.

OUT OUT OUT
Soulful*~ British songstresses :(

IN
Not caring

FIVE MINUTES AGO
Caring

OUT OUT OUT
Caring

BONUS:

OUT
That band on the radio where the lead singer sounds like he's drowning in a *forest* of banjos.

seriously taking hip-hop dance this semester was the best decision ever

Fuck You Fuck You You're Cool I'm Out