BYE SUMMER

This is YOUR chance to be MY hero!!!!!

Feeling valiant, brave, strong willed, determined? Boy are you in for a treat, girl.

I've been on quite a cleaning kick in my ill-ventilated bathroom (no windows!) So if you don't hear from me in awhile just follow the Clorox bleach vapors to my inevitably passed out self. Good job, in advance!!!

Happy belated birthday Macaulay Culkin

You are thirty! I had a really great dream with you in it at the beginning of the month, btw.

NEW RULE

THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE WAY TO ASK FOR ONES AMERICAN ONLINE INSTANT MESSANGER HANDLE IS SHAWTY WHAT YOUR AIM IS
SHAWTY WHAT YOUR AIM IS
SHAWTY WHAT YOUR AIM IS
SHAWTY WHAT YOUR AIM IS

SPREAD THE WORD

HOLLA ATCHA GIRL B

If I Only had a Twitter

I would have written this:

AUG 6 2010

SCIARTWITZ: R.I.P John Hughes, it has been one year but you broke the fourth wall into my heart and I won't, dun dun, forget about you!

GO BEACH